r/mildlyinteresting • u/SecondsWellSpent • 11h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/SecondsWellSpent 11h ago

This is a great idea and i’m stealing it

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u/gayjoystick 10h ago

TIL I need a catnip ring in my life!

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u/Asron87 9h ago

You could put it in any keychain pill bottle. Meeting a gal for the first time? Have cat nip and dog treats. If the pets like you really well “for some reason” she’s going to love you too.

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u/Rothko28 9h ago

Are you Dennis from IASIP?

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u/Efficient_Sundae3611 9h ago

Because of the implication.

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u/dgjapc 5h ago

Are the cats in danger?

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u/ROKIT-88 2h ago

No one’s in any danger!

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u/amar_fayaz 17m ago

You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JbRu4RcSyqDm0

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u/SquidVices 8h ago

Ooooohhhhhhh

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u/goldenratio1111 9h ago

I saw your onion, dude.

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u/Elbonio 8h ago

It's a great way to demonstrate value

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u/alwayscursingAoE4 8h ago

This was actually a scene from the classic comedy There's Something About Mary.

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u/ModernSmithmundt 8h ago

That seems like an awful lot of speed to give one little pooch. Are you sure it won't kill him?

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u/Me2BuddyMe2 7h ago

The last guy I dated brought bones for my dogs and they loved him. I married him.

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u/WoodenHarddrive 7h ago

Gonna just keep using the poison but ty.

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u/Kutti818 9h ago

not all cats get cuddly and nice when smelling catnip. some get really agressive in my experience.

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u/mayamalicious 8h ago

My cat just doesn't care about cat nip and has no reaction to it

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u/Brook420 5h ago

Your cat is a narc.

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u/Ecstatic_Level2625 4h ago

I have never had one of my cats even care two hoots about cat nip. And I've had many cats over the years.

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u/Hopeful_Method5175 4h ago

One of my cats doesn’t really care about catnip, but loses his shit over silvervine.

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u/mayamalicious 3h ago

I don't think I've heard of that one! I'll have to look into it/try it out! Cat one tax:

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u/mayamalicious 3h ago

Cat two tax:

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u/ChrizKhalifa 2h ago

Same, but they get bonkers hyper when smelling valerian

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u/MrOysterballs 2h ago

It’s specific gene passed on by one or both parents that determines whether a cat will react to catnip. Big cats also carry this gene and will similarly respond to catnip if they possess it.

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u/TrashAcnt1 9h ago

You still rubbing your jiggly bits in catnip for fun Ned?

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u/ku1185 9h ago

Was gonna say, catnip ring is a good way to get your fingers bit.

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u/censorkip 5h ago

Yeah my kitty gets bitey and toy aggressive when she’s on the nip

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u/koinu-chan_love 4h ago

True. My brother’s cat gets more violent. She’s pretty violent at baseline and gets dangerous on nip.

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u/Flipflopsfordays 9h ago

I’m gonna need a follow up report

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u/Starfire2313 7h ago

RemindMe! 2 weeks

You have an assignment now OP

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u/Ardal 9h ago

Is this title supposed to read:

given to my bi girlfriend, or

given to me by my girlfriend

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u/SecondsWellSpent 9h ago

given to me by my girlfriend hahah

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u/Oseaghdha 5h ago

Obviously it is more important that you use it to continue to carrying immodium.