r/mapporncirclejerk • u/nspacia If you see me post, find shelter immediately • Apr 20 '26
🚨🚨 Conceptual Genius Alert 🚨🚨 why doesn’t the US increase the number of corners in the four corners area for more tourists?
are they dumb
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u/MagiStarIL Apr 20 '26
You're cooking with Alaska and Hawaii
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u/RileyKohaku Apr 20 '26
DC was the biggest winner from this
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u/MitsuhaTakiName Apr 20 '26
I think it’s Rhode Island. Them getting NYC and Long Island is a huge win.
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u/Then_Impact_5870 Apr 21 '26
Florida did Croatia the entire Gulf tho, that’s an even bigger W. Didn’t really lose much other than like maybe Jacksonville but picked up New Orleans and Houston plus would have total monopoly over all fishing and I think even offshore oil in the Gulf, as well as be able to tax any shipping coming in from the Caribbean.
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u/Overall_Reputation83 Apr 20 '26
I hope someone spent a lot of time on this.
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u/nspacia If you see me post, find shelter immediately Apr 20 '26
i checked and drawing this apparently took me 41 minutes
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u/____alicious Apr 21 '26
What tool are you using?
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u/nspacia If you see me post, find shelter immediately Apr 21 '26
digital pen and polyline shape tool on ibispaint
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u/Fun-Ordinary5856 Apr 20 '26
Cutting WV in half and giving the western side of it to maryland is wild
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u/Additional-Cobbler99 Apr 20 '26
Yes we are...very dumb. This would fix ALL of our problems. So simple, yet we too dumb
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u/Mircowaved-Duck Apr 20 '26
alaska would gain the most out of this
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u/neloish Apr 20 '26
If Oklahoma's panhandle got longer each time the governor lies it would reach Hawaii by now.
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u/SquashDue502 Apr 20 '26
As if driving from Colorado to Kansas wasn’t bad enough, now you gotta pass 35 “WELCOME TO ____” signs in rapid succession
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u/Major_Shlongage Apr 20 '26 edited May 08 '26
I used Redact to automate removals from databrokers and social networks. This post was among the batch deleted.
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u/admwhiskers Apr 20 '26
Instead of routing all of those corners through Michigan, they should be routed through Ohio so we can wipe that den of filth from the map
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u/pinniped90 Apr 20 '26
The Alaska and Hawaii additions had me literally lol in the office. Now my coworkers think I'm mental.
(Not that they're wrong....)
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u/Morgus_TM Apr 20 '26
The four corners monument is not even at the four corners. It's hilarious they built it in the wrong spot.
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u/psychophysicist Apr 20 '26
Giving 15% of Texas to South Carolina is only right and proper given the inherent superiority of their BBQ
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u/ihadagoodone Apr 20 '26
It looks like at one point it's close enough to take just one step from Oklahoma into Kansas.
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u/iPoopLegos Apr 21 '26
huge win for Delaware (we get eastern Pennsylvania), huge loss for Rhode Island (they get North Jersey), excellent proposal overall
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u/-slaps-username- Apr 21 '26
woahhhh hold it right there. why did you give ohio lake michigan coastline. send them along the ohio river as they should be.
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u/psychonautvoyager Apr 22 '26
Show fewer posts like this. Also mute.
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u/nspacia If you see me post, find shelter immediately Apr 22 '26
yup theres a button right there you did not need to comment that
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u/mattmoney31716 Apr 24 '26
Ohio and Indiana now own Chicago
Oh, and new York city is in Rhode island
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u/Spainiswhite Apr 20 '26
what goin on with Nebraska