I am married yet very independent, and in a dead bedroom situation. On the "F" side of the FWB, id prefer an intellectual of sorts, someone to have stimulating conversation with. On the benefits side, I prefer skinnier but I don't have much physical criteria. I'm more attracted to men I have that je ne sais quoi chemistry with.

About me? I'm beautiful but not conventionally attractive. You would be able to immediately identify me in the pool of influencers etc... because I don't look like that person. Most of the 20 lbs I'd love to lose are in desirable locations. I'm unfortunately very sane, although I may come off a bit crazy.

I have a very unique upbringing that might make me weird, but life has been working out for me in most departments . Looking to fill the void, perhaps it is eating the cake too

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❌️ Not interested in couples, helping you cheat, or helping you loose your virginity. If this post is still up, I'm still looking you.

Hi. Looking for some fun :) I'm incredibly in the mood and want someone to mutually worship eachother and have multiple orgasms with. I'm big into kink/bdsm so bonus if you are too!

Please be able to host. Despite this post, I am shy and would like to chat a bit before on here and chat in person before we jump into things. Cuddling is always a great ice breaker ❤️

About me:

• Latina, 29, 5'3, full-figured/curvy, 42K bra size. If you're not into curvy/thick women, you won't be into me

• Short curly dark hair, glasses, tattoos, and nose piercings

• Poly & bisexual, currently have 1 partner

• Kink interests: I'm a Switch. Into impact play, bondage, knife, D/s, rope, breeding, free-use, rough body play, primal, and so much more! Happy to share a full list

• I love giving oral and body worship

• Aftercare & condoms are a MUST

• I get tested every 3 months

You:

• 25-45, please no younger or older, I will not reply if you are outside of this range

• Single or poly

• Not selfish in bed, be willing to give and receive pleasure. I'm not going to give you head if you're not willing to also give

• Please know your STI status

• I love tall men, a big cock, tattoos, glasses, and really any nerdy looking guy

• I love bisexual men, so bonus if that's you!

• Can host

❗️If you're interested, please send info about you and a photo. I will not be responding to messages just saying "hey". I won't respond to low effort messages either.

Horny buff bottom in north Austin

Super into gross and perverted things and free pretty much anytime after 1:30 pm everyday. I wanna fulfill some fantasies and do more gross and depraved shit with other gooners in Austin :3

I have no limits, but being into heavy degradation, dehumanization, FARTING, ass sniffing, ass worship and degrading depraved shit helps :3 message me please IM SO HORNY and need it bad.

Hey, Reddit! Happy Friday! I don't know about you, but I've had a long but overall pretty good week. When I look at my life, I think I've got almost everything I could want, but there's one thing I just can't get enough of, and it's very odd:

As unhinged as it may sound, my username is reflective of what I'm looking for! I absolutely adore women's farts, and I'm looking for a lovely friend who would be interested in having me over to hang out and farting in my face and mouth while I worship her ass. I have done this, so no worries about me being unpleasantly surprised when I get what I wanted. I'm open to more conventional sexual play (would love it with the right person), but it's very important to me to find someone who's open to helping scratch this itch for me. When it comes to sex, I'm a pleaser, extremely orally inclined, and lean gently dominant but am open to a variety of dynamics.

About me: I'm 33, quite tall at 6'2", have a pretty average build, blue eyes, brown hair, a big dick, a vasectomy, and a very cute face. I am also more sane than my desires might suggest. We don't get to choose our kinks, after all. I love nature, animals, music, cocktails, lazy hang sessions, long conversations, and kind, funny people. I have a girlfriend who's way out of my league, and she both supports my kink and supports me exploring it with others, so no ethical issues here.

If you're interested in any part of this, feel free to reach out! It's a VERY niche post, so I expect a modest response, but that's okay! I'm more interested in the right fit than just the first person to come along. Thanks for reading!

Hey - I'm from Austin, I'm 30 years old, Caucasian, 6'2, blue eyes, slim build. (You can get a slightly better idea from my profile pic but happy to provide more)

Non-sexually I'd say I'm laid-back, I enjoy reading, I'm spiritual, super into music, a bit of a homebody, and enjoy spending time with friends/family.

Sexually-speaking l've been a dom for about 12 years with a wide range of kinks, particularly within the larger umbrellas of either D/S, free use, DDLG, and degradation.
Nowadays l'd say I'm a dom-leaning switch, depending on the person. A gentle-type mommy/femdom who enjoys taking good care of her man is something I'm into as well, depending.

I'd love to get to know someone who's likeminded, and is interested in a genuine connection. Feel free to reach out if you're interested!

Hey ladies,

38M in the North Austin/Cedar Park area looking for a woman interested in some casual, no-pressure fun.

I'm 5'11", 190lbs, semi-athletic build, brown hair, brown eyes, clean, DDF, and respectful. I take care of myself and appreciate someone who does the same.

I have a high sex drive and enjoy being physical, but I'm not looking to just rush through things. I like taking my time, enjoying the buildup, and paying attention to what my partner likes. I'm pretty vanilla overall, but I think enthusiasm, chemistry, and being attentive go a long way.

I'm generally available during the day Monday through Friday, which works great if you're in a similar situation. I can't host, but I'm open to figuring out logistics if we hit it off.

I'm not looking to force anything or make things complicated. Whether it's a one-time meetup or something ongoing, I'm open to either as long as there's mutual attraction and we're on the same page.

I'd prefer to chat a bit first, see if we get along, and go from there. I'm happy to exchange pictures once we've talked.

If this sounds like something you'd be interested in, send me a message with a little about yourself and what you're looking for.

We are a couple of bate buddies looking for some live entertainment instead of just watching porn while we jerk. We are both single and can host without any interference. Do as little or as much as you feel comfortable with. No pressure. We are both educated professionals, clean cut, great hygiene. 55 yr old is black and 60 year old is white. Both have dad bods.

hello! i recently graduated from UT but i still live on west campus. i live with 3 roommates but for the first time in a long while no one but me is here and no one is coming back until 11 PM tonight. a rare circumstance of two of my roommates having shifts at the same time and the other one being out of town.

i know it is a long shot but im feeling a bit lonely and i want to see if anyone would be willing to stop by and chat for a bit, maybe more if we both feel comfortable with it.

i recognize the unknowingness of a proposal like this, so im also down to just chat with anyone and learn more about each other :)

as for me, I have curly brown hair and a short beard. I'm middle eastern but I could pass easily for a tan white. I'm around 5'10. I love movies more than anything in the world, it is my dream job to make movies, but I also make music and read a lot. I also am big into comic books, TV shows, and I play drums. DM me if you'd want to chat :)

I am a little intoxicated, however, I would love some CNC right now.

I do have HSV2, and I’m also asymptomatic. I am mindful of course. Idk may not the best place to post but I gotta start somewhere 😅
Cheers to you all!!

I’m looking for a regular FWB, I’m not really into random hookups. In terms of hooking up, I’d prefer we see each other at least once a week but I know scheduling can be hard so I’m flexible. I’m a bit of a lover boy so best be believe you’ll be pleased and well taken care of.

6ft, professional Latino, relatively fit, ddf and I maintain good hygiene. Love to cuddle, kiss and just make you feel good.

Anyway, if this seems like your type of situation feel free to message me. I’m sure we’ll get along well :)

Come over to my place and let me help you decompress. I’ll take care of your body get it super relaxed and alleviate any soreness. Then I’ll work on getting you fully released and drained with jerking off and oral.

Nothing needed in return. Open to making out as well, body worship, fingering.

Must be muscular or at least in good shape. Younger than 35.

Me: 29m 6’2 bi decent shape. Talented with hands. Can host.

I'm having trouble finding someone that can host with a nice package. Married clean bi guy. Just looking to play with a nice clean cock on the regular during the day. No recip needed unless you want to explore too. I'm hwp, white, masc, and have a nice bwc. If you think we could be a match let me know.

28m Latino I’m 6”1 200 pounds and I’m located in round rock well I’m looking for older women I’m so into age gap and plus if you want to be pleased just dm me we can talk and see from there I can host or travel I don’t mind and I’m into bbw too

I'm a 5'4 fun, cute, curvy Latina and I'm looking to fulfill a Daddy/Daughter fantasy. I'd prefer someone who is 50+ years old, heavy set with a girthy cock. You must be able to host or provide a place for us to play. I'm open to a one time thing or possibly ongoing depending on how well we get along. I have pictures to share when the time is right and you should have the same openness in return. If you check off majority of these boxes, I'd love to hear from you 😉

Visiting Austin from Copenhagen for the weekend. I’m slim and athletic. Looking for someone to hang out with, make out with and play with. I love it when we vibe and have a connection, and love when this leads to long, incredible sex. I get off when my partner is having a good time. I’m in an open relationship. Kink friendly. Pics on my profile.

I want to start slowly. Look at you, look in your eyes, take a deep breath and melt into you a bit. I want to meet you and be met with sweetness, kindness, and gentleness. When we're together the rest of the world drops away and that all pervading vigilance can quiet. I want to be in comfortable silence with you where we both know that we needn't say anything all the time where we know we needn't get anything "right". Like we've finally come home to a burning hearth on cold rainy day.

In that silence I want to slowly run my finger along the side of your face and down your arm. Lean in slowly and plant a kiss on your forehead, then your temple, then your cheek, then down your neck pausing for a moment to press my teeth into your flesh and taste your skin. Then proceeding to your collar bone. I want to slowly undress you. Pulling off your shirt and bra and gazing at your breasts and bare skin. I want you to undress my unbuttoning my shirt and pulling it off. I want to press our chests and skin together and breath in silence just feeling the skin, smelling each other, feeling our hearts thumping against our chests. I want to feel your hands exploring my body and I want you to feel mine exploring yours. Until you feel me start to reach down to your lower back and my fingers just barely penetrate the lip of your pants and underwear. Just crossing the threshold into your intimate zone where no one can see. I want to slowly pull of your pants and peel off your wet underwear. I want to hold and rub and squeeze your breasts. I want to pull off my pants and underwear and be fully naked with you. I want to pull you close and kiss your lips while my tongue slips inside your mouth pressing against yours. I want you to mount me and feel my cock swelling up full of blood pressing against you. I want you to let the tip of my hardness rub against your wet warm pussy before you slip me inside you. I want you to look me in the eyes while I push into you and you push into me. I want you to feel my strength as I wrap my arms around you and start to thrust. I want you to hear me whisper "I love you" in your ear while I thrust in and out of you. I want to squeeze your ass and bite your neck and gradually get rougher and faster with you bit by bit. Til I'm pulling your hair and spanking and smacking you and fucking you hard in all your holes throwing you around and dirty talking you.

Love: Sweet sex, rough sex, throatfucking, anal, sense play, CNC, sadism, aftercare, snugglin, deep talks, laughin, communication, aphrodisiacs.

Must be able to make fun of me and let me make fun of you.

I'm 6ft, decent shape, no 6 pack (yet), blonde, green eyes. Message if any of this interests you.

looking for a fun woman who’s feeling a little needy. I’m looking to turn you on, eat you out til your shaking and then leave you a little trembling mess as all good girls should be.
I don’t have a preference on age or body type, just be height/weight proportionate. Dm me and let’s work things out, can’t wait to hear from ya ;)

I have an athletic build and definitely do my squats. I like to wear thongs and am very much DL. If you are normal professional and looking to explore your dominant side a bit, feel free to message me and assert it 🙈

A pee kink is just not something I’m going to bring up, unless we start there. Would love to meet someone that enjoys playful, kind, pee play. Pee in the shower together, hold me while I go, let me watch and/or pee on your vagina while you go… what do you enjoy?

34 [M4F] looking for an insatiable FTM

Just a guy with an insatiable sex drive looking for a ftm who can match my drive.

Able to host in pflugerville! I'm 6ft tall, 230lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, with a nice sized cock. Very 420 friendly!

I never really know what to write on these but I’m 27M 6’1 180 and it’s been way too long since I’ve had somebody on their knees in front of me taking my cock down their throat

I’m ideally looking for a fwb but I’d also be open to hookups. Also could just be a blowjob, could be a lot more. If you want to bring your favorite vibrator over I’d be happy to reciprocate because I get so much pleasure from making my partners cum. If you want to see a little bit of me, there’s a video of me playing with a fleshlight on my profile and I’d be happy to share more in DMs

Outside of this world, I’m a pretty quiet, nerdy guy, and I spend my days working from home or from a local coffee shop as a software engineer. I like running, lifting weights, video games, anything programming, and I’m a huge cat guy.

Anyways if you’re still reading this and are interested, shoot me a message and we can see if we’re the right fit :)

Hi I am searching for a female to possibly turn into a fwb situation. Im a white guy who loves all ages, colors, shapes and sizes of women. Its been a while since I've had a womans legs wrapped around my head suffocating me. Im introverted and usually dont talk to women in public because I'm nervous as what to say around them. I'm in pretty good shape, veteran and built with a thick hammer.

Round rock, Pics in profile, 420 friendly, DDF, can be discreet, can host, or travel. Right under 6 foot, nice cock, 170, I’d say slim fit, I loveeeee to eat pussy, and all I want to do is make you orgasm. Also very interested in older ;) DMs open

Hey there. It's the middle of the semester and I could really use some stress relief... I'm tall, athletic/fit, handsome, fun, hung, and professional. I don't have any hang ups on age, race, or body type as long was you are somewhat height-weight proportionate and are looking for NSA fun like I am. Be prepared to exchange pics in the first few messages as I will be happy to. DM me!