r/dennisfamilysnark • u/trippieviolet • 23h ago
My boyfriend is a diva 💅🏼
I was sick and bored today so I had the time…
I can keep them coming if big mama wants to keep reporting us 😭😂
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u/celestialfeeling 16h ago
imagine her secretly trying to check this sub at night and this video pops up, blaring and flashing because her volume and brightness is up the whole way. the noise wakes up christian and she quickly hides her phone and pretends she didn't just see a high quality shit post compilation of her husband shaking his ass (using videos SHE willingly posted to the internet).
like what do you do? i would be mortified 🤣 and how do you tell your man that this exists? lol their life sounds like a nightmare and we are NOT helping hahahaa
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u/celestialfeeling 16h ago
he's out 🌈🌈🌈🫡🏳️🌈
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u/Careless_Squirrel337 9h ago
Makes me want to throw it back at her and ask WHY then, is she posting on her socials material that’s promoting hate based on identify or vulnerability. The material she’s reporting is material she posted.
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u/SheSaid00 17h ago
What I wanna know is what’s with her putting the cord between his ass cheeks?! She’s done it in atleast 2 diff videos.. ive never thought about sticking a cord up my ass?
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u/celestialfeeling 14h ago
i had to see if this was a real song because it was like... too spot on 🤣🤣🤣 the name took me the fuck out. thank you again for this lmfaooo. amazing work.
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u/ggfdswwqaad 15h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL
This is seriously too good. Also I didn’t realize there’s TWO videos of her putting a cord in his ass?!
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u/celestialfeeling 16h ago
you are so talented. like truly. this is amazing work!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
when she pushes christian against a wall and he dies. i laughed so hard. but it's so hard to choose a favorite moment because it's all soooo good lol.
also, she stuck a cord up his ass on multiple occasions? i still don't understand what they were trying to do there...
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u/trippieviolet 14h ago
Hahaha ty. There were so many to choose from, cord up the ass, finger up the ass, etc 😭😂
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u/celestialfeeling 14h ago
and this is our wholesome christian couple 🤣 i hope her burn friends see this. no way she is close enough to laugh this off or vent about this with any of them.
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u/celestialfeeling 9h ago
i think this was a critical hit. i wonder if she's crashing out over this today and that's why she's so quiet.
what if her and christian are fighting over this? hahahahaha
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u/trippieviolet 8h ago
Oh she’s definitely crashing out. I wonder if he’s going to finally come out to her 😂 she gives me homophobic vibes like she couldn’t understand that he could be married to her and still g a y
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u/celestialfeeling 8h ago
i say this all the time but when her old coworker said lexi would question everyone's sexuality if they weren't in a relationship. she would ask if they're gay. that is fucking strange to ask. especially for a 17 year old? wtf? she is definitely homophobic and probably in the closet too.
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u/trippieviolet 8h ago
That’s very telling. She never gives straight woman, like she’s actually attracted to him, just that she likes the attention from him.
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u/Intrepid_Mulberry411 7h ago
Holy shit! This is so good! If only their videos were this creative and awesome. Also I hope you feel better soon, there's so much crap going around 😔
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u/AsleepHedgehog2381 20h ago
If she posted like this, she'd have a lot more of a following. No notes