r/baseball • u/MLBOfficial Major League Baseball • Mod Verified • Aug 18 '26

Players Only [HIGHLIGHT] FERNANDO TATIS JR. GRAND SLAM ROBBERY!

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u/bigbuckyoungnuts San Diego Padres Aug 18 '26

what what?

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u/SuperBeavers1 New York Mets Aug 18 '26

Start with something soft please, we've been fucked a lot this season

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u/Sirkuhh Philadelphia Phillies Aug 18 '26

I object

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u/Gavi1115 Chicago Cubs Aug 18 '26

Well an object is probably what's gonna be used

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u/Sirkuhh Philadelphia Phillies Aug 19 '26

The objection is to not allowing a continuance of their current strife Also to something soft.

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u/brownbearks Philadelphia Phillies Aug 19 '26

Let’s use a New York hot dog for this action

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u/Sirkuhh Philadelphia Phillies Aug 19 '26

A new York street sign would be more preferable

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u/Ok_Mammoth5292 Aug 19 '26

Oooooooo shit

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u/spunkybooster Aug 19 '26

Not by Philly. They don't have any bats.

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u/RobotArtichoke Athletics Aug 18 '26

In the butt

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u/FingerpistolPete Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 19 '26

I said what what

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/2RINITY New York Yankees Aug 19 '26

You wanna do it in my butt?

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u/RobotArtichoke Athletics Aug 19 '26

In my butt?

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u/verbutten Chicago Cubs • Korea Aug 19 '26

Let's do it in the butt, o-kay

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u/WalksWithKemba Colorado Rockies Aug 18 '26

Lube up 

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u/SMILESandREGRETS Atlanta Braves Aug 19 '26

In the butt

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u/Numeno230n Tampa Bay Rays Aug 19 '26

in the butt

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u/Ras1372 Houston Astros Aug 18 '26

Well that is the Met way.

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u/PhizixHD Aug 18 '26

Ass to ass!

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u/ScroogeMcDust Chicago Cubs Aug 19 '26

Cause I love Jesus?

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u/Thromnomnomok Seattle Mariners Aug 19 '26

The good lord would want it that way

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u/zalfrann Aug 19 '26

To shreds, you say?

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u/kitsunewarlock Aug 19 '26

And the pitcher?

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u/TheSkepticApe San Francisco Giants Aug 19 '26

Yours or mine?

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u/AbleCap5222 Boston Red Sox Aug 18 '26

Goat?

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u/mental_reincarnation Chicago Cubs Aug 19 '26

ALL IN

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u/ThatWrestlingGuy15 New York Yankees Aug 19 '26

WHAT

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u/ForWhomTheSaulCalls Seattle Mariners • Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zNbiX43QsqUAU

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u/zephyrtr New York Yankees Aug 19 '26

To shreds you say?

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u/Jabbajaw Aug 19 '26

sideways

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u/hymen_destroyer Hartford Yard Goats Aug 19 '26

Poor guy's already a mets fan...

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u/PowderPills Aug 19 '26

Tyson style?

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u/rick5000 Aug 19 '26

Butt stuff?