r/Unexpected • • 7d ago

Dude is looking Fly!

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u/TheyCallMeSuperboy 7d ago

I love ANY excuse to dress in costume.

And you know what? Maybe it WOULD be nice if everyone at a ren faire was REQUIRED to wear period-accurate clothing, like a Regency ball sort of thing, once in a while. I think it would be a cool, immersive experience.

But that will NEVER happen. The faires want to make MONEY. There will ALWAYS be people dressed in modern tee shirts, dragging fairy princesses and GOT soldiers behind them. There’s gonna be a wizard in a sparkly suit, and roman soldiers.

So if people are not REQUIRED to wear period accurate clothing, I think people need to STFU about “time travelers ruining the experience” you know?? Or furries, etc.

Like, their “medieval knight” costume doesn’t fit the prompt either. It’s a RENAISSANCE fair!!

I LOVE to see a Trekkie (myself included) at a ren faire. Or Marty McFly. I want to see people in costume having a good time.

(Side story: when I was 15 I went to a ren faire as Spock [im a woman] and my friend as Uhura. A grown, middle aged man, wearing a TEE SHIRT AND JEANS and pushing a MODERN STROLLER with a modern-dressed child in it, got MAD I mean mad to the point he confronted 2 teenage girls, about us wearing our ST costumes. Like,,,, bro,,, you’re not passing the vibe either. The hypocrisy!)

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u/SashimiX 7d ago

I think a time traveler is more realistic than a Roman soldier. Because why are you, a Roman soldier, in Renaissance times? Lt. Commander Data? He’s there because he’s there saving the fucking timeline. You should be THANKFUL

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 7d ago

Well, there was Rory from Dr. Who that got stuck as a Roman centurion for a while...

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u/SashimiX 7d ago

Such a centurion would be GRATEFUL for Data fixing the timeline then!

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u/Compensate-Anarchist 7d ago

Why did you, a Roman soldier, walk here from your metal chariot? Where is it's horse? Why are all of these weapons blunt? How come the joust is mostly ting tricks and nobody is being fucking DESTROYED by a lance? 

None of it is realistic, you're in the woods or a field near potable running water with people selling fried oreos. 

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u/Poetic_Intuition 5d ago

Kind of wanting fried oreos now...

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u/Compensate-Anarchist 5d ago

they are the BOMB - but basically exclusively sold at places with 20000% markups

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u/Select_Historian6269 7d ago

What if the Roman soldier is with Data and he's going through time trying to get the Roman soldier home to save the timeline?

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u/SashimiX 7d ago

Data and his comrades would never be cruel to Marty McFly

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u/LionessOfAzzalle 6d ago

Given the Renaissance theme, you could make the argument he’s actually a renaissance man dressed up as a Roman soldier.

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u/MiserableAdvice468 7d ago

They are a Roman soldier whose commander created time travel.

Or another time travel stoped and picked up a Roman soldier and bought them on some kind of Bill & Ted time travel adventure.

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u/SashimiX 7d ago

Their messing with the timeline has created the need for Marty McFly to save the day, yet they REFUSE to show gratitude.

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u/Kaymish_ 7d ago

They're the Centurion protecting the Pandorica.

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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 7d ago

That's just Rory

EDIT everyone beat me to this joke

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u/asicarii 4d ago

Commander Data makes a lot of sense really he is just in the holodeck.

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u/Toastbrot1706 7d ago

It's a time traveling Roman soldier

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u/Major_Cucumber_9967 7d ago

Bill + Ted show up. Of course theres a Roman.

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u/digiliquid01 7d ago

No, Data is just on the holodeck. The captain is injured and he has to find his way off to get Dr. Crusher. Classic scenario

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u/Fafnir13 6d ago

Are you suggesting a centurion couldn’t be a time traveler?  That he’s too stupid to cobble together enough water wheels and exotic alchemical ingredients to craft a low tech device?  That’s kind of rude of you.

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u/SashimiX 6d ago

Only if he’s pitching a fit about out of place people at Ren Faire.

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u/KrombopulosNickel 7d ago edited 7d ago

Genuinely curious. How do fairies make money? Photo ops?

EDIT. IM SO FUCKING STUPID AND THOUGHT YOU MEANT TINKERBELL FAIRIES. THE SHAME IS TOO MUCH.

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u/Educational_Quote851 7d ago

Overpriced food and drinks, parking, vendor fees, special event tickets, etc.

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u/KrombopulosNickel 7d ago

See edit. It's not a proud day for my two braincells.

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u/Zealousideal_Bell707 5d ago

Don’t worry, I made the exact same mistake lol

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u/IntrepidHero42 7d ago

Basic tickets are at least $50 for the few in my range. Plus all those extras you mentioned, they're making a killing.

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u/BardicNA 7d ago

You dumbass. For what it's worth, I read it the same way too and had the same question. I just had the gumption to read it a second time.

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u/Snoo18120 7d ago

Giant turkey legs, just like a regular state fair.

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u/KrombopulosNickel 7d ago

Ah curious. Thank you. I been to one Ren fair down in socal and did not remember turkey leg hawking fairies! Will keep an eye out hahaha

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u/Snoo18120 7d ago

Hahah, it might be a Texas thing? I'm not 100% sure😅😎.

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u/Kedly 7d ago

Thank you for making this mistake so I didnt have to. Bringing wizards up primed me to think of Tinker Belle type Fairies as well! xD

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u/Fafnir13 6d ago

That’s what I read at first.  It’s on brand for a fantasy setting so my brain was ready for the word.

Fun side note:  there was a roving piano tuner who my parents hired a couple times.  They had some random pictures of fairies in the house.  The tuner noticed these and was excited to share information on a  gathering/festival that reports human and spirit attendee numbers.  Don’t ask me how they know how many spirits attend the thing. Probably just some sort of hippy spiritual thing, but it was odd enough for my parents to decide to not hire him again.

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u/The_Real_Mr_F 7d ago

Maybe it varies by location, but the one in Phoenix is overwhelmingly people in modern clothes, and the people who dress up are the minority. I think it’s definitely treated as more of a theme park experience than an immersive participatory one by most people here.

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u/Echo156342 7d ago

The one in Phoenix is also fucking PACKED like a can of sardines. It's like one of the five things people can do in this hell-state for entertainment, and the last few years it's been impossible to enjoy, let alone walk ten feet without having to push through a crowd of people standing shoulder-to-shoulder. This year's was just miserable.

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u/JustineDelarge 7d ago

I can tell by your POST that you have STRONG OPINIONS on the subject.

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u/Lord_Volgon 7d ago

Or they're trying to EMULATE the Star Wars OPENING CRAWL

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u/KatieCashew 7d ago

I once had a guy at a Halloween party give me so much shit for my Athena costume I had made myself because my shield wasn't accurate to ancient Greece. Dude wasn't even wearing a costume.

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u/CDBSB 5d ago

You should have sacrificed him to the old gods.

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u/General_Cranberry_29 7d ago

I think a good compromise would be one day with a dress code for the people that want the immersion, and relaxed the rest of the time.

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u/TrixieBastard 7d ago

Maybe, except half the people who want immersion probably don't even dress from the correct time period 😂

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u/KatieCashew 7d ago

If the faire implemented an "immersion" day it would happen only once ever. The place would be empty because hardly anyone has actually historically accurate clothes. The performers and vendors wouldn't make any money (actually they wouldn't be allowed either because they are also not historically accurate). Enforcing the dress code would be a giant pita, and the organizers would quickly realize this was a terrible idea and decide not to do it ever again.

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u/CallMeTheBot 7d ago

Imagine having one day to go to the ren faire but its immersion day and youre black 😢

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u/Intrepid-Progress228 7d ago

Black people didn't exist during that era?

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u/J3musu 7d ago

Ours has theme days and most people follow the themes for those days pretty well.

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u/CallMeTheBot 7d ago

Sexually anthropromorphized animals at my larping historically inaccurate event?!

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u/Interesting-Elk1300 7d ago

If you're looking for period accuracy, I think you might prefer the Society for Creative Anachronism over the ren faire.

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u/frisbeethecat 7d ago

All [EDIT: three of] the SCA groups that I've encountered were an incestuous group of sex freaks.

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u/Greymalkyn76 7d ago

Easy way to make money: Offer simple rentals at the gate. Blouses, skirts, tunics, etc. and tack on a very high non-return fee. Then, it make it more attractive to people to take part, offer a 10% discount at all food and booths in the faire if you're dressed up.

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u/trowzerss 7d ago

Yeah, someone posted recently whinging that our local ren faire had people dressed in non-period accurate costumes and stuff (strangely was more upset about that than the people in no costume at all) and I also pointed out that a ren faire really can't afford to restrict their audience like that, and also they do events for the whole week leading up to it that are more restrictive on costumes, it's just the actual 'faire' part that was open to everyone. And the person did actually go to all those too! But still felt they had to whinge at public being invited to the public-facing event that was designed in part on educating the general public :P

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u/MarlyMonster 7d ago

I think it’s important to remember not everyone had the money for an elaborate costume or the skills to make one. This alone would scare a lot of people away from a ren fair if costumes were required I think. It would be a rule that excludes a lot of people I’m afraid.

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u/Echo156342 7d ago

On top of that, ticket prices have gone from like 15$ to 50$ in the last ten years.

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u/passcork 7d ago

Why are YOU capitalizing so many RANDOM words IN your SENTENCES?

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u/itsd00bs 7d ago

I THINK that YOU need more CAPS in YOUR paragraphs

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u/NoisyGog 7d ago

What do you mean by “period accurate”?
Are renaissance fairs meant to be a particular period?

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u/Echo156342 7d ago

... The Renaissance Period.

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u/NoisyGog 7d ago

What exactly do they mean by that?
I’ve only ever seen pictures of American ren fairs, and it looks like there’s all kinds of fantastical wizards and witches and general “old timey” stuff going on without an actual theme.

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u/Y___ 7d ago

I respect this perspective. I’m basically the opposite of you and hate dressing up in costume for any reason. But I like the fanfare and novelty of a renaissance fair. I’ve been to one ever and it was fun to watch some events, eat some food, and people watch. I just wanted to be in shorts and a sandals because it was hot as fuck.

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 7d ago

Well that the thing the rules say dress in a period. Star trek is a period 

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u/tmradish 7d ago

I remember when King Richard's Faire in Massachusetts was new they gave discounted entry for dressing in costume. This was 40 years ago before they sold out to (whatever the name of the big nationwide ren-fair company is)

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u/goopyloopsuperdupe 7d ago

I was at a ren fair and there was an orange fox furry and some king guy kept having his herald ask for support in his upcoming hunt only to then have it be revealed that he was also wearing a prince costume and was under some beauty and the beast type stuff

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u/Aniketos33 7d ago

I would laugh at anyone policing anything about dressing up at a Ren faire, it's a fair for dressing up.

They should be glad it's not just some fetish thing lol.

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u/Billazilla 6d ago

I went with some friends because one of us was in one of the planned events. We got there, event friend went on to get ready, and the rest of us were firmly escorted back out of the whole fair by some obnoxious staffer because we "weren't in GARB". I saw no signs or flyers about this restriction. The fair was in some random campground far out of town, and event friend drove us there, so we just sat around the damned parking lot for several hours. No food, only had the campground water fountain to drink from. The staffer actually posted himself at the entrance to watch us, not that we made any attempt to get in. Late in the afternoon, one of the other staffers came out to talk to the obnoxious guy. The two of them kept looking at us like we were some sort of street gang, but the other staffer went back inside and came out a while later to tell us we could come in to get food if we paid for it, but we had to go back out to the parking lot to eat. It was highly irritating.

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u/novium258 6d ago

That sounds like it was an SCA event, not a ren faire. SCA is essentially a club that goes camping and practices historical crafts. Also drinking and partying.

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u/cam-san 6d ago

If it were required for everyone at a renaissance faire to wear period-accurate clothing, then they also need to provide said clothing. I don't have the money to spend on an outfit I will wear maybe once every couple of years.