r/Unexpected • u/orlandotenniscoach • 7d ago

Dude is looking Fly!

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u/Ollyfer 7d ago

Just make sure that it's not full of eels.

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u/Bardfinn 7d ago

Well, my hoverboard is full of eels
The DeLorean has lost its wheels
and a thunderstorm tonight might do the trick

Just wait 'til this car hits the limit
we'll split all space-time in a minute
All with some help from my pal, Uncle Rick

... what?

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u/mckickass 7d ago

I will not buy this RRRrrecord, it is scratched.

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u/Eternal_Rebirth 7d ago

Do you waaaaaaaant to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy

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u/likif 7d ago

My nipples explode with delight!

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u/realbasilisk 6d ago

That'll be six shillings please.

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u/International_Gate49 7d ago

that would be a riverboard