r/Truckers • u/Arcadaen • 8h ago
"I keep my CB off nobody uses it anymore anymore"
Besides the fact that you can use it to be immediately alerted and alert others to an accident on a blind hill or bend, there are other uses.
Sometimes it's a waste of time: Some schizophrenic hillbilly in Austin ranting about his rates or the Panties Guy in LA (who is obviously a local just broadcasting illegally from a boosted tower and not a trucker). Sometimes funny jokes about "Fancy Gap." Sometimes it's a racist (who can easily get wound up when you give him the clap back he isn't expecting).
But Sometimes you get the guy who is riding down and telling everyone about a bad wreck immediately ahead and to find an alternative route, with time for you to catch the exit. Saving you time sitting in nut-to-butt traffic going 1 mph for the next 10 miles.
Other times you get someone letting you know that officers are posted up behind a sign or on a state border looking for the easy ticket.
And there is one phrase above all that makes it worth keeping on. It doesn't come across often ... but when you hear it, you feel like a straight outlaw. An old head will blast across that radio with all the energy of Smokey & The Bandit:
"Trucker Trucker Trucker. <direction>bound lane is free and clear. No highway men 'til <Town or exit or region>. Open up 'dem horses and Godspeed."