(Hated)You know this cute couple we spend the last movie developing?Yeah,they broke up off-screen

[u/Morr4Seiya]

John and Lori-Ted 2

Sam and Mikaela-Transformers 3

Wade and Vanessa-Deadpool and Wolverine(yeah,i know the ending implies they get back,but it just begs the question what was even the point,even Morena Baccarin Vanessa actress complained about how her character was sidelined)

[u/Steampunk43]

Like selling candles that smell like her fanny, because apparently there's some market for it out there to make it worth it

[u/clothy → u/Steampunk43]

Honestly if I could get away with selling crotch candles I’d do that over my regular job any day too. Fair play Mrs Coldplay

[u/throwawaycuzfemdom → u/Steampunk43]

Bro... The candle is nothing special. It is just the name they gave it to creat an interest around it. The joke was "when someone asks 'oh it smells good, what is this' you can answer 'it smells like my vagina'"

Think of it like weird indie band names. "Hold the filled glass upside down" is not a statement, it is just a band name.