r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • 17d ago

Steven Seagal powders his nuts.

14 Upvotes

On top of the powdered sugar, he pours honey, cinnamon, maple syrup, and other sweeteners such as bbq sauce over pecans and sometimes macadamias.

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/jeeebus • 22d ago

Steven Seagal was 18 when he first lived on his own. His parents moved out.

53 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 24d ago

The McDonald's CEO was actually terrified to take a bite because Steven Seagal was off camera pointing a gun at him because he wanted to be the first to try the new burger.

33 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Sep 07 '26

The organic food movement was inadvertently started by Steven Seagal. He devours so much so quickly that there is no need to add preservatives to a lot of foods.

23 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Sep 02 '26

Steven Seagal once held a TikTok live. People assumed that he would get off the seat and walk a meter if you gifted him a galaxy but it wasn’t a galaxy icon, it was our actual galaxy next to him that looked small.

25 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Sep 01 '26

Steven Seagal wants to ‘take out’ Dee Snider because it’s too similar to his title of ‘The sniper’ and he’s a twisted bro.

8 Upvotes

😎 🔫 🥨 👯‍♀️

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Aug 27 '26

When Steven Seagal was informed of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry’s death, he shed a tear and said “We’ve lost two of the biggest and greatest and a curry dish that I never tried.” NSFW

70 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/epsonabcdefg • Aug 26 '26

Steven Seagal lobbied hard to play Professor X in the MCU because it combined his two primary interests. Being surrounded by pretty girls a third of his age, and sitting in a chair.

102 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/ArabiaFats • Aug 27 '26

Steven Seagal likes to lick every nook and cranny... of the candy wrapper NSFW

20 Upvotes

The NSFW stands for "Nice Seagal Fact, Wow"

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Firsca • Aug 26 '26

Steven Seagal thought YOLO stood for “You Obviously Like Oreos.” He gained 150 pounds trying to figure out why everyone kept recommending them.

27 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • Aug 26 '26

Steven Seagal’s aura color is spam

15 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Andy_McBoatface • Aug 26 '26

Stephen Seagal’s chi radiates high cholesterol.

13 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Andy_McBoatface • Aug 24 '26

Steven Seagal doesn’t wear a watch—every minute for him is dinner time.

30 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Aug 25 '26

When an interviewer asked Steven Seagal about superhero fatigue, he responded that superheroes should drink his Lightning Bolt energy drink.

7 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/IAmWeary • Aug 24 '26

Steven Seagal once got barbecue sauce in his beard, so he shaved it off and ate it.

44 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/PancakeExprationDate • Aug 24 '26

The sorting hat put Steven Seagal in Waffle House

33 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Aug 24 '26

Researcher have discovered that listening to Strut by Steven Seagal can cause early menopause in women.

14 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Aug 24 '26

Steven Seagal used the Necronomicon and some candles to open a portal to the cake/donut candyland.

8 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/PancakeExprationDate • Aug 23 '26

Steven Seagal is so ugly that his portraits hang themselves

30 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • Aug 23 '26

The Colombian earthquake is fake news! It was because Steven Seagal’s plane landed.

5 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Capable_Librarian495 • Aug 23 '26

Steven Seagal went to a crossroads at midnight to make a pact with the devil to be a better guitarist but the devil thought he was too evil. NSFW

7 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/BosskHogg • Aug 22 '26

Steven Seagal hasn’t used ribbed condoms in decades because they don’t taste like ribs.

49 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/oceanicArboretum • Aug 23 '26

Steven Seagal never opens doors. Unless they're part of an Advent calendar.

3 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/Andy_McBoatface • Aug 22 '26

When Steven Seagal dies, he will be reincarnated as an all you can eat buffet

5 Upvotes

r/stevenseagalfacts • u/epsonabcdefg • Aug 20 '26

Steven Seagal was deemed worthy enough by the Guardians Of The Universe to receive a green lantern ring pop

15 Upvotes

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