r/SipsTea • • 20h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes When does Rage Against the Machine go on tour?

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 16h ago

More like why they still allow lars to fuck up on the drums svery night and not find a new drummer who can keep a rhythm. There is a video out there of Joey Jordison (RIP) of Slipknot fame playing an entire concert with Metallica and it's literally so much better. He's playing the parts that Lars wrote, just on time.

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u/Fabulous_Smoke2582 15h ago

Was he rushing or dragging?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ISFvQeB4b8BmRQBnuo

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u/torgo3000 15h ago

With Lars the answer is “yes”

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u/edison9696 14h ago

I get the chills watching any reminders of Whiplash. His acting performance was insanely scary.

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u/chipshot 10h ago

He can do anything well

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u/twosharpbladez 14h ago

No quite my tempo

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u/RalphiePegalotti 9h ago

Goddamn that was a good movie.

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u/Fabulous_Smoke2582 8h ago

It really is. Absolute masterpiece.

And I learned some wonderful insults haha

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u/Late_As_Sometimes 16h ago

And Dave Lambardo. Him and Joey were great as substitute drummers for Metallica, when Lars was on the mend.

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u/TheDarkWave 13h ago

Lars isn't even the best drummer in Metallica.

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u/AyeHaightEweAwl 13h ago

"on the mend" LOL - he was partying too hard the night before.

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u/Flutterpiewow 6h ago

Was the official story back pain?

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u/AyeHaightEweAwl 13h ago

Dave Lombardo too, from that same gig. Lars was too hungover to play. James actually had to keep up with the drummer for once, instead of the other way around.

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u/ElMuchoQueso 15h ago

Lars composed most of the music

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 14h ago

I'm not questioning Lars' ability as a composer, his issue is being trash at drumming for one of the biggest metal bands in the world is crazy.

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u/TheDarkWave 13h ago

No, that's Hetfield that wrote most of the music. Lars just paid for the band to exist while being a mediocre drummer with no plans to get better at it.

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u/MilqueD-schaaje 12h ago

"Your dad's not in the fuckin' band Lars!"

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u/luminatimids 9h ago

Idk why people say this. Hetfield writes most of the music, I know Lars contributes some input but he doesn’t “compose most of the music” like this comment implies

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u/Jorisfrombelgium 15h ago

Well no, he’s not playing an entire concert. What a shit wizard!

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u/Cptn_Shiner 14h ago

It's his band. Who's going to fire him?

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 10h ago

James Herfield doesn't exist? He can also fire himself by simply acknowledging that his prime is behind him and he's not able to keep up with the band anymore.

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u/gabagoolforever 12h ago

Lars literally owns Metallica and has a huge hand in their incredible success over the years.

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u/Funny_Lynx_3395 11h ago

Wouldn't have Metallica without Lars. They've managed to become literally one of the greatest bands of all time with him on the drums. Id say he's doing just fine.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 10h ago

Then he got old and slow and can't keep a rhythm. Of course he's doing fine monetarily or whatever, but that doesn't counter the argument I made. Are you some kind of Lars stan?

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u/Funny_Lynx_3395 10h ago

No, just love Metallica. Seen them twice in the last year and they sounded fantastic. Sometimes loving your bandmates is more important than a drummer that can be 1ms faster when needed.

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u/TheWizardOfDeez 9h ago

It's not just 1ms. I love Metallica too, Lars is a bad drummer.you can both be a fan and be objective at the same time. Lars is also an all time great asswipe just generally sooooo

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u/Funny_Lynx_3395 8h ago

Sounds pretty damn good and has played drums on some pretty damn successful tracks for a bad drummer. Technical skillset aside....simply put, there is no Metallica without Lars. For that reason alone, I love the guy, and wouldnt want anyone else creating Metallica tracks with James.