Had a girl see something floating in a drink and accuse me in college.
I looked at her and said "even assuming that you were right and someone wanted to drug people, why would they put it in the communal drink. So we can all pass out together and not remember the sleeping we did? Also, that's a piece of banana, sorry we tried to class up the punch this time"
I had mistakenly picked up someone else's beer bottle at a party and it had something in it (no idea to this day what). I was too worried about somehow "accusing one of my friend's friends of something heinous to begin with" to even tell her about it for years. The only thing I could justify it in my mind with was "it must have been something the person put in his/her drink and because it wasn't labeled theirs and was set on a table with a bunch of other bottles on a table my dumbass picked it up mistaking it for mine." Needless to say not a banana and also a real bad time, at least a soggy banana piece would have been obvious even to a drunk person.
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u/Accomplished_Mind792 12d ago
Had a girl see something floating in a drink and accuse me in college.
I looked at her and said "even assuming that you were right and someone wanted to drug people, why would they put it in the communal drink. So we can all pass out together and not remember the sleeping we did? Also, that's a piece of banana, sorry we tried to class up the punch this time"