r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 29 '26

SMH Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/shrekerecker97 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Legend has it she is still in that bottle till this day, until someone rubs it and releasing her and granting that person 3 wishes

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u/Educational_Pay1567 Jul 29 '26

More like three disappointments

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u/goldenthoughtsteal Aug 01 '26

Omg! That's going in my d&d campaign , genie Katy that grants 3 disappointments!

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u/SebzKnight Jul 29 '26

I mean, if there aren't any air holes, then I can get one of my wishes granted by just leaving the cap on.

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u/el_horsto Jul 29 '26

I think that's Christina Aguilera.

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u/FastInflata Jul 29 '26

I'd still do her, I don't care.

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jul 29 '26

I was surprised nobody kidnapped her, she was already in a jar for them

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u/shrekerecker97 Jul 29 '26

But would you do her in a plastic bottle?

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u/Okay_Splenda_Monkey Jul 29 '26

Yes, I'd do her full throttle in a bottle and let her come up with the next rhyme.

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u/WatWudScoobyDoo Jul 29 '26

1st Wish: Get back in the bottle

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u/Dramatic-Sherbet-533 Jul 29 '26

Her boyfriend Aladdin will get her out. Just have to get dressed up first

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u/offensiveDick Jul 29 '26

Glad its Not a jar.