r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • Jul 29 '26

SMH Katy Perry was trapped in a giant plastic bottle because fans refused to roll her towards the stage

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u/DarthArtoo4 Jul 29 '26

Do you ever feel like a plastic bottle

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u/Harleychillin93 Jul 29 '26

Floating across the crowd

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u/squirrelems Jul 29 '26

Want to scream aloud

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u/Wazula23 Jul 29 '26

Getting rolled around

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing Jul 29 '26

Feeling stupid now

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u/CryoJuice Jul 29 '26

This is crazy

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Jul 29 '26

Call me maybe

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u/CactusToothBrush Jul 29 '26

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun

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u/VampyreBassist Jul 29 '26

Because I'm free as a bird now

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u/MicroPeanitsJorker Jul 29 '26

We’re no strangers to love

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u/Pretty_Study_526 Jul 29 '26

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

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u/CactusToothBrush Jul 29 '26

Flobots! My god I haven’t heard them in ages

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u/TheOneWhoWasDeceived Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

Well now you're dead. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Queen Metalia! 🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/Standard-Help-8531 Jul 29 '26

Lmao not Carly Rae

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u/Darigaaz4 Jul 31 '26

So here’s my number.

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u/No_Question_8083 Jul 29 '26

Crazy? I was crazy once!

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u/Jarhead-923_Actual Jul 30 '26

They put me a room

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u/pipipappa Jul 29 '26

Around, around, around I go.

Someone call my baby,

Someone call Trudeau.

Message in the bottle,

Now I call it home.

Almost like a spaceship,

I'm astronaut, you know.

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u/Guess_Who_21 Jul 29 '26

Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin, like the paper wrap, covering every tin!

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u/astralseat Jul 29 '26

They should have bounced her around like a beach ball

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u/PleasantBus5583 Jul 29 '26

It feels like Everyone will use you then throw you in dustbin

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u/uresmane Jul 29 '26

I just spit out my aquafina

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u/Lebabil9 Jul 29 '26

I scrolled too far for this

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u/SharkeyGeorge Jul 29 '26

BABY YOURE A FIIIIRE- hazard 🎶

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u/ITS_DEEMAN Jul 29 '26

Dave, do you think margaritas as gay?

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u/F1XTHE Jul 29 '26

I'm like an empty bottle!

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u/ParkingAd6897 Jul 29 '26

drifting through the crowd, wanting to start a-graaain

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u/leroyxa Aug 02 '26

a new song gonna be fire!

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u/fishdelish25 Aug 04 '26

I feel like the plastic bottle HAD to be referencing the song and for them to have not thought those implications through makes it 10x funnier

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u/daydrunk_ Jul 29 '26

Beat me to the joke