r/PoursTea • u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire • Sep 09 '26

PoliticalTea 🗳️ Mamdani's ex-rival comes to his defense.

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u/SavageSwordShamazon Sep 09 '26

I mean... how else ya gonna fight the giant rats?

And John Gotti tried to assassinate a lot of people...

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u/PereMilon Sep 09 '26

Gotti was punished by being forced to watch his army of grandsons fail throughout life.

Half the family has the same fuckin name.

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u/LePontif11 Sep 09 '26

The way to solve the rat problem in NYC is to make a second one and admit the fight is lost.

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u/SavageSwordShamazon Sep 09 '26

Or! Hear me out...

We train a legion of mutant turtles in ninjitsu.

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u/IdealOnion Sep 09 '26

Giant rats VS cats is unfortunately not one sided enough, the rats would win too many times. You want giant rats VS terriers.

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u/SavageSwordShamazon Sep 09 '26

What if we bred giant cats? Like mountain lion sized tabbies?

They would never become a problem and starting hunting children because its easier than rats. Or robbing Italian places for lasagna.