r/MadeMeSmile • u/JudgeJudyJr • Aug 26 '26

Wholesome Moments Adding a dash of customer service

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u/nillaf4ce Aug 26 '26

Almost the same for me but I switched blue for science and green for social studies

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u/literacyisamistake Aug 26 '26

There’s medication for your disorder. Science is green.

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u/nillaf4ce Aug 26 '26

LMAO. For some reason geography comes to mind when I hear social studies, idk why, so I think of land, so green

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u/Zayage Aug 26 '26

Generally the most important historical moments of our life have happened on land, and every social studies classroom has a map or globe in it.

Therefore, green for history. It also helps that science had blue countertops for my school.

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u/Indiwolf14 Aug 26 '26

Exactly. And blue=the sky=space=science!

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u/nitro9throwaway Aug 26 '26

I think of brown for dirt, but they're weren't really brown folders unless I was snagging a file folder from home.

But they weren't choices for me. My district essentially mandated folder colors from middle school on. The core classes got the core colors and they were mandated in the supply lists. I didn't pick the colors, the colors picked me.

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u/CapitalAd7198 Aug 26 '26

I think of the earth that’s blue

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u/Its_apparent Aug 26 '26

Yeah, this is correct. Blue is science, and green for SS and hx.

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u/Indiwolf14 Aug 26 '26

Same. Math is definitely red though.

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u/vigbrand Aug 26 '26

That guy, officer. Right there

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u/Memerme Aug 27 '26

My man 🖐🏼

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u/blisstaker Aug 26 '26

finally a voice of reason in the crowd. ive never heard of science not being blue

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u/Every_Tangerine_5412 Aug 26 '26

Heathen. Science is obviously green.

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u/FelatiaFantastique Aug 26 '26 edited Aug 26 '26

Tell that to Star Fleet, you ferengi freak.

I think it depends entirely. If you're taking biology, then it should be green. If you're taking astronomy, it should be blue. Physics is red (see Rithmetic/Calculus). Earth science is blue or green. Chemistry is probably red, but green is acceptable, and yellow is not inappropriate. Elementary school science depends on the kid: do they like the biology bits, the astronomy/physics bits, or the geology bits? Cyan/turquoise would be preferable; elementary school science is too shallow for deep blue or deep green anyway.

Rithmetic is red, so that's fine for elementary school. But algebra is green like Quran. Geometry is blue like the Agean and Greek flag. Calculus is red, because it's just calculating with infinities and infintesimals thrown in. Trig and linear algebra are either green or blue depending on whether you see shapes or formulae -- cyan/turquoise/teal would be best, but red also works as red RGB complement of Green and Blue.

Health is yellow like discharges.

Social sciences also yellow like discharges, or purple like bruises.

History is either purple or yellow because of bruises and discharges -- depending on other classes in your schedule.

English and foreign language are all orange because the word for orange is the same orange/orange/orange/naranja/naranj/orenji and you can peel and portion one and spit the pips and feel the drunkenness of things and being various.

The arts are black because emo drama. Languages arts can be black as well, if you have no fine/performing arts, or need orange for foreign language.

As a neutral, pink can used for any subject when necessary except for math and physical sciences.

Them's the rules.

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u/hedoeswhathewants Aug 26 '26

Straight to the gallows

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u/Technical-Watch2982 Aug 26 '26

😂 see, this is fun

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u/TENDER_ONE Aug 26 '26

You maniac