r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/fivehots • 3d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE I think most girls can…
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/CinemaslaveJoe • 3d ago
NOT SATIRE Not allowed, I’m calling the police!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/fivebynine5x9 • 4d ago
NOT SATIRE Goth can't be pretty!
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Clearly these people never saw Mia Kirshner in The Crow: City of Angels
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ching-chong • 6d ago
SATIRE Surely you can’t fit any 5 cities with a 4th-degree polynomial…
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Soundwavezzz447 • 7d ago
NOT SATIRE Prom dresses: famously impossible to turn into a cosplay
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Tag is @ceekayecosplays on Instagram
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Historical_Owl2154 • 9d ago
NOT SATIRE Is it an unpopular opinion? Is it really?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/GrandmasMilkMissiles • 11d ago
NOT SATIRE No you can't frick in my frack
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/GayisGaywhenGay • 14d ago
NOT SATIRE A HAIRSTYLIST?? MAKING MUSIC???
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/AppleResponsible1077 • 14d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE these ads are insufferable
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Quimbymouse • 16d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE Is being a movie lover a crime?!?!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/BigoteMexicano • 18d ago
NOT SATIRE Ladies, are you not allowed to line dance Rihanna songs?
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/JaxxinateButReddit • 18d ago
NOT SATIRE These are the only women with wrinkles in the whole world, guys.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Merilyn19 • 20d ago
CELEBRITY Ive only heard people say this about America
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Valuable-Morning-346 • 20d ago
NOT SATIRE Literally nobody is hindering you from buying one
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/LucyferEllysia • 22d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE Ah yes coz red heads have never been able to wear cool tones. I thought they were allergic actually.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/angrygayyellsatsky • 23d ago
POSSIBLE SATIRE Literally everywhere?
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Old university friend of mine. He lives in a large metropolitan area (not NYC), and we went to university in a large metropolitan area as well. Both places have a large variety of options for getting an iced latte at 8:30 on your way to work. I keep telling myself that this MUST be some sort of joke, but it comes off as sincere.
r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Impossible-Yam3680 • 22d ago
NOT SATIRE “Popular kids” this isn’t mean girls
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Linorelai • 27d ago
NOT SATIRE No girl, you did not hear us say that.
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/Helen_Cheddar • Sep 16 '26
NOT SATIRE You tell those cheesecake naysayers!
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r/imaginarygatekeeping • u/ActBest217 • Sep 13 '26
POSSIBLE SATIRE Actual book btw
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I know there will be people in comments telling me that there's a belief that pastors are not supposed to do that, etc. Just sharing with y'all because A - it's funny, B - I immediately thought of this sub
