I'm a big fan of the Alison Rosen years of the podcast. I basically think she is the funniest woman on the planet when I relisten to the years she was on. I went to her you tube channel for her podcast the other day and I've done this every few years it seems like, and I never make it more than a few minutes into it before losing interest and doing something else.

I guess Adam was wrong and she isn't the lead guitarist type? That was one of his reasons for firing her.

“Don’t ever be successful!”

“When you get rich you just have strangers in your house”

“I’ll consider myself rich when my life is as good as my wife, kids’, and dog’s lives”

“Racing old performance cars is such a pain in the ass”

I’m sure I’m missing some.

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GET IT ON!

“Who is this show for?”

On the season finale titled "The Guys Have A Sleepover," Frank (Danny DeVito) suggests they play 'Ookie Cookie.' That's the first time I've ever heard it mentioned outside of the Adam Carolla show

Guys, please help me. For almost 20 years, I have been touting this one rant Adam did as almost my entire justification for Stanning him over his many years of bad opinions. Now people are demanding I provide proof of this rant.

It was between 2006 and 2010. It was on his podcast, and it was about Ted Bundy being allowed conjugal visits. and even procreating during them. It was one of the most amazing rants I ever heard--the whole studio seemed to go mute. Like you could hear a pin drop.

Does anyone know how I can hear this again?

I have a podcast about the production of bigotry. We did an episode on Loveline, and Adam and Drew's subsequent careers. We weren't exactly fans.

Link is to the episode hosted on Patreon, but you can find it on any podcast app.

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“I didn't listen”

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“Why don't you people who despise Carolla get a life and take your torches home forever and don't come back either way?”

Political commentator Elisha Krauss fills in for Adam Carolla while he’s away, and she and Dr. Drew bond over their shared ability to constantly annoy him. They react to a viral clip of Camille Paglia discussing the sexual revolution, talk about why marriage can be especially beneficial for men, and explore how social media is constantly reshaping young people’s opinions. They also talk about how dating has changed among younger generations and the rise of modern hookup culture.

Dr. Drew and Elisha share stories about times they’ve managed to make Adam especially angry or frustrated. Drew then discusses the return of diseases like the bubonic plague and why old illnesses are still resurfacing, before the two talk about reports of a plague outbreak at a Russian lab and speculate about what may have been happening there. They also dive into GLP-1 weight-loss drugs, who is taking them, and why Drew believes many people are using them when they probably shouldn’t be.

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Manages to wedge a capitalism vs socialism remark at the very end

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“Adam Carolla is such a piece of shit.”

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“Fuckin’ Carolla’s still around?!?! 👴🏻”

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“Holy Christ was the interview segment as boring as fuck.”

There are other past guests that would but they’d never go back on the show. A wise man once suggested if there’s a negative pattern in your life, perhaps it’s time to look internally.

Edit: And Fitz!

It’s now been 31 years since he’s had to use a hammer in order to make a living

Is he a real doctor or a loooooooove doctor ?

I wish there was a list of all of them. I was listening to a recent “Carolla Classics” and DFG had one that was “letting others define you” and I was dying laughing… “JV. Don’t let people define you. Especially others”.

Or at least a boob job? I mean what’s the point of being KROQ famous back in the day if you couldn’t bang you’re favorite Asian porn actress.

Adam and Dr. Drew discuss how they believe society increasingly replaces common sense and progress with feelings. They react to a clip of Kamala Harris talking about feeling powerful, Adam weighs in on DEI and its potential downsides, and the two react to a photo of Sen. John Fetterman crossing his legs. Adam also shares his thoughts on diversity in the construction industry and what he observed during his years working on job sites.

Dr. Drew talks about Adam’s talent for pattern recognition before Adam discusses some of the minor flaws he’s noticed with Tesla’s self-driving features. They react to a viral clip of an angry mother at a school board meeting, discuss whether the American college system operates like socialism, and Adam closes things out by venting about his cleaning lady—and explaining why he thinks he can clean better than any maid.

If Adam quits attempting to sing their jingle I will buy everything in my local store. He’s doing his best, not my best.