r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blingbiceps • 14h ago

/r/all of parasites from a bear's ass

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u/Endle55torture 13h ago

Now they have a great weight loss system unintentionally added to their body.

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u/Yorbayuul81 12h ago

The OG Ozempic

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u/MummifiedForeskins 10h ago

Free of charge baby

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u/TheCBDeacon47 12h ago

South Bronx Parasite baby

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u/Redlady0227 10h ago

I loved Aqua Teen

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u/CowOtherwise6630 5h ago

This fucking thread gets more insane. I’m from the Bronx I’ve never seen that shit wtf lol

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u/mt6606 12h ago

Probably not what they need now coming into winter lol. Still looks healthy though

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u/Bacontoad 11h ago

Market it as "nature's boba" (I don't know how large the eggs are).

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 7h ago

Pepperoni cobra