r/AbsoluteUnits • • 14h ago

/r/all of parasites from a bear's ass

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u/schpamela 13h ago

I kept telling him to at least lightly poach those salmon! But no, he always has to copy that pretentious chef off the tv who says cooking ruins the delicate flavour.

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u/effkay0025 11h ago

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u/High_hungry_Im_dad 10h ago

Pretty sure those salmon ARE poached, because I don't see where he would keep his fishing permit.

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u/Dude-Man-Bro-Guy-1 7h ago

He watches The Bear one time and now he has to be a head chef smh