r/AbsoluteUnits • • 14h ago

/r/all of parasites from a bear's ass

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u/sackie_b 13h ago

This stresses me out, as well.

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u/AXE319319 13h ago

I'll tell you who should be stressed out... that hiker downstream that took a drink thinking it's fresh, clean mountain spring water...

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u/Lethargie 12h ago

really shows that you should always boiled your drinking water whenever you can in the wild

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u/Talreesha 12h ago

No but seriously no one hiking should be just drinking water from any source without seriously contemplating of it's worth risking it versus how thirsty they are.

I've done a good amount of dispersed camping in some of the most pristine environments and I never trusted the water enough to not boil it. My grandpa taught me you ALWAYS boil it for THIS EXACT SCENARIO TO BE AVOIDED. You want diarrhea while camping miles away from civilization? You feel like getting parasites? No? Then boil your damn water when out camping no matter how secluded from humanity you are.

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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten 12h ago

I drink out of rocks and glaciers only and that’s rare. One time we were doing a bachelor party on the river, woke up one morning absolutely parched. Knew I was going to get messed up but our drinking water for the day wasn’t ready and hadn’t been started yet. So I guzzled that sweet cool river water down. Had giardia for the next week. Not great not terrible. In retrospect another beer would have been the way to go... or just wait the few minutes for filtered water. Young me didn’t make the best decisions.

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u/rips_n_chel 10h ago

Just pack a filter, dawg... Water from a rock isn't necessarily safe, neither is glacier melt. Regardless of the source, you're still getting it from outside. It's exposed to everything. You cannot know what may or may not have contaminated that water before it got to you.

Sawyer filter and a Smartwater bottle, ~$50 to not get giardia again, or something far worse. No brainer imo.

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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten 9h ago

I have sources that are safe to drink out of. It's not like I walk up to random water sources and start drinking. I have different filters that come with me for different things. Yes, treat your water.

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u/rips_n_chel 9h ago

No you don't. Unless you collect water, collect a sample of that water, send that sample to a lab for analysis, and then drink the water, you do not know that it is safe.

There is zero reason not to filter all water you find in the wild. Don't be a dipshit.

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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten 9h ago

i'll be a dipshit.

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u/rips_n_chel 8h ago

Yeah, the next time you drink unfiltered water and get the shits, I imagine you probably will lol

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 8h ago

I hiked the Swiss Alps many years ago and they had water fountains setup at various trails. Locals said it came from the mountains but I still never felt comfortable just drinking out of it.

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u/Rawwh 10h ago

Wow that's interesting because it takes days, at a minimum, for giardia symptoms to appear.

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u/TheOnlySnoringKitten 9h ago

Yah, I had it the next week, I guess I should have said following.

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u/FreakingFreeze 10h ago

Jeremy Wade had an entire episode on parasites because the rivers he fished in, and sometimes goes into, are 100% full of parasites, and how the serious cases can really mess people. He even ends the episode revealing that he has parasites, benign ones but they are still there.

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u/Deaffin 4h ago

Who doesn't? 30-50% of the entire human population has toxoplasma, and that's just one little protist that comes exclusively from cat butts.

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u/Ohmec 12h ago

You can also just use a hiking water filter or use a filter straw.

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u/EASam 10h ago

Filters and straws miss things as well. Should still really take the time to boil the water. So many hiking stoves pack down really well.

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u/Luminair 9h ago

Could you offer some insight into what they miss? Fascinating how they work, but surely/clearly aren’t bulletproof versus boiling

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u/redruM69 6h ago

I use a Grayl while hiking frequently. They claim 99.9+% of all pathogens. Plus it removes heavy metals, odors, etc that boiling does not.

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u/Prior_Reference2085 10h ago

This 💩 always makes me wonder how the hell did our ancestors survive. Imagine being thirsty as hell from walking, foraging, etc but you can’t dip your face into the water and guzzle it. How did they survive?

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u/SparklyLeo_ 10h ago

They drank the water. They could handle it. All our water and food goes through processing plants, our environment are entirely different. Our immune systems are built different. Also modern rivers have become more contaminated than before bc population growth and our way of living. But also sometimes they didnt? They’d get sick and die from parasites. Thankfully medicine has come along way since then

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 10h ago

Our immune systems are surprisingly similar to those 5000 years ago, it's what they've learned to need to have instructions on hand for attacking that's changed. In that sense you're right, the building of the instruction booklet (which includes info from breast milk and of course life-long interactions with potential harmful agents) is very different but it was different 200 years ago in the same sense. Realistically, if time travel exists and you visited ancient ancestors, you'd potentially start a plague and definitely die from something they consider a minor nuisance.

Also... this is why people had 8-12 kids when they could. Not just labor for the family but not many survived. The above poster wonders how they survived, many didn't and those that did got sick plenty, they just didn't have to show up Tuesday morning at 9am to an office building or end up homeless in a food desert.

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u/SparklyLeo_ 8h ago

Ooo thanks great information! My information was of iffy memory from things I’ve read on the past.

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 7h ago

Did you drink the river water?

Yes, papa

Shit…

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u/Prior_Reference2085 6h ago

…Time to have another kid

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u/Beneficial-Tree8447 4h ago

Perhaps thats what the appendix did way back when it was functional. 🤔 maybe it filtered something from our bodies like parasites.

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u/ihaveabaguetteknife 10h ago

Not all of us. Look at India for example, they’re immune to stuff in their water whilst a westerner traveling there might get the notorious Delhi belly consuming it.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 8h ago

they have partial tolerance sure but its still objectively bad for your health to drink it. there's a reason why most of them don't drink their own tap water lmfao

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u/Ihatereddithatesit 8h ago

They're often partially immune because they already got sick enough from it multiple times to have build up some immunity, not because they start out that way.

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u/FeelingFloor2083 6h ago

they survived by walking around with parasites dragging on the ground from their ass

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 10h ago

Many didn't, and of those that did many got sick. Springs of varying sizes were incredibly important, as was making beer and soup. Some places were less bad and civilization thrived (until close proximity to animals brought cow-sized diseases to the human body), some were worse and you had entire family lines die out over diarrhea or parasites. It probably helped that they could forage for food, with many vegetables/fruits having some water content, and also didn't have to show up at 9am Tuesday for work in an office building or end up homeless in a food desert.

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u/enifuts 6h ago

nlaw said in korea they were drinking from a creek, walked upstream a bit and there were dead people in it. He had a Bronze and Silver Star, I believed him

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u/thrashaholic_poolboy 8h ago

None of our ancestors from those days have survived 😔

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u/BeefCakeBilly 9h ago

They’re all dead though..

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u/Telefundo 10h ago

Then boil your damn water when out camping no matter how secluded from humanity you are.

I used to do a lot of back woods camping when I was younger and more physically able. It always blew my mind when someone would comment about being able to drink stream water and such when you were far away from towns or cities and such.

So many people don't understand that in most cases, nature is gonna fuck you up in ways that human contaminated water can't even come close to.

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u/lilbebe50 7h ago

Never been camping but interested in starting to. Is boiling your water always making your water safe? Or is there times where the water still won’t be safe to drink even after boiling?

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u/Fun_Toe3147 5h ago

What do you think about drinking from the LifeStraw? Worth it or not?

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u/LaceyDark 1h ago

Some of the most damaging and dangerous things that can be in water are entirely invisible to the naked eye. You would have to be an absolute moron to just drink water from a random stream

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u/Key-Personality8169 12h ago

Most hikers I know carry filters as well a way to heat water if they’re going deep or multi-day hiking. Filter, then boil.

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u/Eternityislong 12h ago

You don’t have to boil after filtering

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u/Key-Personality8169 11h ago

Actually it’s recommended to boil if youre in areas with livestock runoff, as viruses are more prevalent in those watersheds and membrane filters do not remove viruses.

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u/Accurate-Maybe-4711 12h ago

You dont have to wipe your butt before the shower too, but it keeps the particle count down, regardless of if it is inert or not.

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u/rips_n_chel 10h ago

Just shit in the shower, way more efficient.

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u/Key-Personality8169 10h ago

This guy efficiencies 👌🏻

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u/rips_n_chel 9h ago

It's all pipes 🤙

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u/Accurate-Maybe-4711 8h ago

The Waffle Stomp!!!!!

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u/FeedMyAss 12h ago

Thats woke bruh

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u/oceansoveralderaan 11h ago

I did try telling the Bears but they never listen, always getting distracted by Picnic Baskets and Bee Hives full of Honey.

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u/rh71el2 8h ago

Lifestraw?

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u/Massive-Exercise4474 7h ago

Seriously i don't know where the idea a spring or clacier is healthy water because it's clear that shit is full of.microbes and other shit.

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u/revolver_goose 2h ago

It really depends on where in the world you are. In the US, sure, you should usually always filter or boil, unless taking it directly from a snowfield or glacier. But in Norway or Sweden for example, it is completely safe to drink the water in the mountain areas, and likewise in many other places of the world. It mainly depends on the wildlife situation in the area.

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u/Sick_and_destroyed 12h ago

I’m pretty certain these parasites can’t live outside an intestinal tube, so they’ll be probably harmless once in the river

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u/Endle55torture 13h ago

Now they have a great weight loss system unintentionally added to their body.

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u/Yorbayuul81 11h ago

The OG Ozempic

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u/MummifiedForeskins 9h ago

Free of charge baby

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u/TheCBDeacon47 12h ago

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u/Redlady0227 10h ago

I loved Aqua Teen

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u/CowOtherwise6630 4h ago

This fucking thread gets more insane. I’m from the Bronx I’ve never seen that shit wtf lol

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u/mt6606 12h ago

Probably not what they need now coming into winter lol. Still looks healthy though

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u/Bacontoad 11h ago

Market it as "nature's boba" (I don't know how large the eggs are).

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u/AynRandwasaDegen 7h ago

Pepperoni cobra

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u/PrincessCyanidePhx 10h ago

I grew up in the country, walking around in the mountains, sipping cool water from streams. I was about 10 when after sipping some water I found a dead fawn in the creek downstream from where I drank. I'm 60 now and I am sure that was the last time I drank from a random water source.

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u/deathfire123 9h ago

Judging by the look of this place, this seems to be the Katmai National Park in Alaska. It's a nature reserve and no one live downstream from this area. It all flows into the ocean without going near any major human settlement. The closest is Naknek. A tiny ass village that is basically off the coast of the Arctic Ocean, so they aren't drinking the shore water anywhere near there.

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u/morninowl 5h ago

Maybe he IS a hiker that drank water on a regular basis

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u/First-Ad-1413 4h ago

There's always something dead and rotting upstream.

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u/Sick_and_destroyed 12h ago

I mean, between the water and the bears, it’s a pretty dangerous area for hiking

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u/rikashiku 10h ago

Reminds of this tiktok dude who was drinking from a pond until he got giardia (spelling?) He posted six videos for each day. He hasn't posted any updates since last year.

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u/pc2phone 10h ago

When I was a kid in outdoor ed the teacher was showing us slides of the trip we had just been on, and the last slide was a kid filling her canteen from a creek and a few feet upstream was the teachers dog peeing directly into the creek.

I do think that it was wrong of him to show us that, but I am glad that he did.

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u/Remarkable-Laugh9762 9h ago

your downstream or my downstream?

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u/whosreadytolaugh 9h ago

saw some idiot giving his toddlers water from a stream in Olympic this summer...wish id had this video.

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u/wimpymist 11h ago

There is basically no such thing as fresh, clean mountain spring water anymore.

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 10h ago

Then again, you don't get to join the Jeremiah Johnson Club unless you've hung your inflamed red butthole over the side of yer canoe for a couple days dealing with a bad case of the river water squitters

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u/ChaoticAquar1us 13h ago

Honestly SAME.

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u/Always_Casting 13h ago

Stresses me out for the bear as well

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u/Random_Monstrosities 12h ago

I wouldn't call it stress but it definitely does something unpleasant for me

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 12h ago

Imagine going to work like this and keep telling people "oh, as long as it does not get tangled on the office chair wheels, this has no effect on my health really; but it can be a tad bit stressful".

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u/ninja13151 10h ago

It stresses US out comrade

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u/workMachine 9h ago

You might be a bear

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u/dmontease 8h ago

That's because they're contagious.